people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via punkmonksteven)

sassygayherondales:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

you may proceed 

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